I like these
A few sentences from life
Nobody goes to that restaurant; it's too crowded.
Don't go near the water 'til you have learned how to swim.
The man who wrote such a stupid sentence can not write at all.
If you get this message, call me, and if you don't get it, don't call.
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1 comment:
How about the shortest published story of all time by Augusto Monterroso: "When he woke up, the dinosaur was still there."
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